Why can't you find yourself a decent girlfriend even when your account's full of sexy ladies?
Why do you always find something else to do to lift your mind off thinking about someone you're missing?
Why can't you be happy with someone who means the world to you?
I wouldn't want to say it straight to your face that you're equivalent to heaps and heaps of cow shit. Instead, I would prefer to compare you to a box full of stars suddenly appearing on my doorstep.
BULSSHITSSS.
L.